Thursday, February 24, 2005

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kurzfurzmanager @ 2005-02-24T12:59:00

brazen counterfeiting continue to grow!

is now the German Bratwurst turn!



Links: the original, fully formed and beautiful.
Right: the cheap imitation from the Far East.

Unsuspecting consumers are more often victim to criminal activity!
has now reached the wave of counterfeit products and the hot dog stands.
The economic loss is enormous.
"Tougher laws must be here!" Calls Kuno Boys, certified experience butcher and spokesman for the Protection "Safe Bratwurst eV.
"We have been cooperating with the beer conservation groups who see themselves exposed to a similar problem." Only a concerted action, Sun Boys, the rampant evils of inferior imitations had to stop.

Monday, February 21, 2005

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sensational homecoming!



Hugo Hacker (38), the notorious extreme athletes and borderline
About Schreiter returns successfully from his
Rekordfußmarsch from pole to pole back!

Friday, February 18, 2005

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kurzfurzmanager @ 2005-02-18T14:15:00




Eurassic Pork - the new cult classic


An ingenious plot, thrilling action, incredible special effects:
The newest masterpiece by Carlo Crematori - Premiere at the Berlinale!



cruel predators threaten the EU!

Eurassic Pork - this is the story of a failed experiment, which wants a top-class team of brilliant scientists in the genetic material of a pork schnitzel develop a new, low-fat lifestyle.
the ambitious daughter of the professor falls for the mysterious Wizard, and in an uninhibited night of love is it to a fateful mistake in the seed bank.
Events over themselves and leave as the mutant guinea pigs the secret lab is no stopping the disaster ...

In dramatic images, accompanied by the perfect soundtrack Sebastio Mantega audiences experience first hand and nerve-racking an orgy of destruction, violence, passion and fanaticism, and is witnessed defeat in the end true love and hearty erotic evil after all.

The elaborate production is a global project and was first filmed in the new "multi-color vibrator sound" method.
was financed the 120 million-euro screen spectacle with support from the EU and generous donations of international meat importers.



Perfect Special Effects:
first destroy the monsters
the European Parliament ...


... then they attack
secret nuclear-powered poultry farms.


Eurassic Pork is the seventh film by Italian director Carlo Crematori whose uncompromising works of the viewing habits of the audience constantly exposed to new stress tests and the entrenched narrative cinema have given new impetus. With his radical visual language he makes regularly at international film competitions for scandals. After the premiere of his film "Lullaby for an oak tree," he was not only the harsh criticism of international conservation organizations, but was also expelled from the Association of vegetarian filmmakers.

thunderous applause and standing ovations


tumultuous scenes: harass journalists
enthusiasts
cult-director Carlo Crematori
and its main character.

The sensational debut of the new masterpiece of Carlo Crematori, the rising star of the new European auteur cinema, fell to a victory celebration and joy beyond compare! Enthusiastically greeted by journalists and enthusiastic fans celebrated the makers of the fast-paced action and disaster drama until late at night and even inveterate critics are convinced that "The history of film has a new high!"

Thursday, February 17, 2005

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Forget it, why. It is too dumb:)

Uhh ahh ... And I know something goes really really bad ^ ^ ... OMG what I'm writting?
Ohh, this subject -> ~> Forget it, why. It is too dumb:) \u0026lt;~ means: \u0026lt;~ Forget it, why. It is to stupid to. Understand ~> Or something like this ...
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Hm .. I eat too much scho wieda. Well. But then I go for it Heude wieda bissi walking by 16 clock ... I thought, anyway. I find amusing. Music in the ear and then dirt road. Beautiful. I think I take the cam ^ ^ is even funnier than usual Hmm ... Heinz yesterday there was with me * lol * shit if you need aufn bus is ^ ^ ... Hach, was far too short. I love him * hrr * Kay .. Where was I? Ahja, I wanted to walk so go xD ... Am I the pictures when I do that, put in here? YES? NO? Hm ... look ma ^ ^ times
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For this time
Juny

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kurzfurzmanager @ 2005-02-17T11:20:00

His biggest trick!

It happened at dawn:



front of the eyes and the cameras of the journalists present, the internationally known magician Manolito brass box (39) was in a forest in northern England Townsend a complete camping disappear in seconds.



impressive performance with this brass box, proved once again that he is the best.

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Short Skirts With No Underwear

kurzfurzmanager @ 2005-02-16T13:10:00

sensational discovery:

The first website rediscovered!



The history of the Internet needs to be rewritten! An international
Archäeologenteam
now discovered this first known site in a lifeless side street
the global information highway (our picture).
is still unclear, the fact that it has acted as a commercial
or a private website.

Tuesday, February 15, 2005

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Lala * smile * I feel

Oh god ... Have I mention? I hate my life? It was so horrible yesterday. I have an argument with my boy-friend. Oh and today in the first lesson my nice maths teacher asked me something about yesterday. I did not learn anything! And now I do not know what I have * * snief
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Oh my life is once again totally out of their tracks. Why you can not do nothing? I hate the Boar -.- 'Kay, I hate boar. But those walks do something of good. Yesterday, an hour and today about half an. For the school, I do almost nothing more, but the is not matter. The main thing is doing well and Madam Madam is absolutely not good ... Your beschissn go! It is hell, I again feel hatred and I constantly make mistakes again. Please why? Why must I? Why are non someone else? Today is all went wrong, what can go wrong. 3 hours maths, even though we had only 1-_-aba wars somehow funny. Until questioned again. I hate it -.- 'to stand before the class and answer questions. Martha Today was not there. Can I kill them? Haja, may I say that I currently know where I belong ned? I hop from one friend to another and then back weida. I'll somehow NEN loner. Funny. Before, I always wanted to belong and etz I just want my peace and a best friend that walks with me through thick and thin. Well, you can not everything have oda?
Well I know wieda scho ned, what should I schreim all ...

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For this time
Juny

Sunday, February 13, 2005

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kay ...

Kay guys , my life is ... kay. I think nothing can stop me .. Kay my parents-_-'And they do!
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What more can you ask for? I NEN super dear friend, my parents are very kay, my friends are subba ... BUT WHY ME HERE THEN SHIT? Real a strange life I lead here. Today I made some myself again and now I know again that I will not keep half. But good. Goes well otherwise * * snief
I have money problems. are on my account or something with 2 € and it is in the middle of the first month. And I have again no phone card. And I will soon return to the town where I recently frequently am. Bad ... Next week comes out damn school again and then we have this great problem that I am on Friday certificates bekomm Schaus * * How thankful I am to this world only.
I would need again a new design that falls on my degree. I can tinker once again one. I mean really now ^^... But how am I to the anstelln? How to do something with Live Journal? I need help ... I'm bad xD I'll go bowling midn Beda. I want to see Heinz, because I miss him scho again. And annoying my father. My brothers always nervous.
Ohh I'm back online in ICQ and MSN. Wolf-RS I'm online every day anyway. Gongfm I'm reasonably well on, but somehow I will now try even if I only a few hours in the gong and get along \u0026lt;\u0026lt;. We'll see ...

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ATTACHMENTS - Do not spend so much time in front of the PC
- My money problems regulate
- School times seriously
- try to control the hatred
- a few pounds off
- once again what with my other friends make
- high get ass and exercise
- time not be so lazy in general .. .
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For this time
Juny

Saturday, February 12, 2005

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I'm back ^ ^ I WANT TO DIE

Oh my god! I'M BACK *smile*! It's a very good feeling to write something down. OMG!!! I must laught because nobody knows how feelings I have. .oO(was war des für ein englisch XD)

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Kay ^^ I want to write in the next days a lot of my life. And so xD ... Oh I don't know what I write and so ... See you later!!


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For this time


Juny

Friday, February 11, 2005

Good Masterbaition Techniques

kurzfurzmanager @ 2005-02-11T16:17:00


Paris / Berlin / Vienna

wooly wave flooded inner cities

The famous miracle Agency KFM & Friends Global Butching organized a spectacular Action, and sent 240 000 fluffy soft washed sheep on tour through 15 City.

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How it all began:


"In the beginning was the idea." Chief Executive reported Senior Supervising Officer Giuseppe overhead Brimbori (32): "Then came the reaction," he adds, "and ended with the result."
While the secret preparations behind closed for 1 year were running at full speed and was cast in the world, ran at the agency headquarters, the telephones of the coordinators are hot again. Around the Clock, the staff were ready and came as the big day, everything ran like clockwork and the flocks took its course.

reported worldwide the media about the event and as the end all the sheep were counted, was lost not one. "We have our sheep in a dry announced in a final communiqué UniQueen the client and Giuseppe Brimbori was satisfied". The uniqueness of this event makes the Impact "